Remote and Unconnected

I apologize to the three people that are reading this for getting the posts so backed up. This is the first time since Prudhoe Bay that I've had a data connection. (Could have found a Starbucks in Fairbanks, but didn't feel like taking the time.) And just where did I find this connection? Outside the public library in Eagle, AK. Look on a map. It's the last place in the U. S. I'd figure to get connected. Hell, the phone says I've even got a T-Mobile connection. Go figger.